I decided to stop into Target today to try on the Mossimo skinny jeans in green. Oh, kelly, how I love your shade. You compliment my dark hair and brown eyes. You make me smile. And usually when I wear something in your hue, I get lots of compliments. And that makes me feel good too.
Alas, Mossimo, your skinny jeans are not my friend. They are misleading. A full size up than what I normally wear and still, it would be as if I were wearing pantyhose in public with nothing over them...yes, they are THAT tight. And despite the tightness a size up, the waist still gaps. Sigh.
So - for a real mom - with real dimensions, bumps and lumps - and after having three kids, I'll have to find kelly green jeans elsewhere.
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